I went to the doctors today, I dont know about you, but I always end up waiting ages to be seen. So naturally, I try to guess what terrible afflictions are affecting the other people in the room. If people have a cold you can usually tell, but other people are generally harder to guess which makes it all the more fun. I decided that one girl in the corner was suffering from a terrible case of the plague, the man opposite me wasn’t english so it was obviously some sort of terrible stomach bug and then a girl and her rather scary looking boyfriend came in and put it this way…she couldn’t sit down. You can guess what my imagination jumped straight to. Yes, the seats are terribly uncomfortable.

I waited for fourty minutes to see the doctor. My name was finally beeped and I went in. The doctor was in his fifties, had a rather large hoop earing and was wearing jeans so tight I was suprised when he spoke in a deep voice. He did the worst thing a man can do to woman. He weighed me. My god was it unpleasant. Then he measured me, that was even more embarrasing as I’m STILL a midget. The whole consultation took less than 7minutes and i was gone. 40 minutes for that.

When I went to the pharmacy I didnt sign anything and they just handed over my prescription…worrying. (this time I didn’t have to pay either - woo!)