I saw this ad earlier today on a website.
If you’ve never been to Slough - don’t go and if you do go and meet a ’single’ be sure to be tested afterward.
Its one of Britain’s Crap Towns for a reason. The first edition of which was so popular people sent in enough requests to warrant a Crap Towns II, I don’t doubt there’ll be a third edition soon.

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It’s not as bad as Rhyl:
http://idler.co.uk/crap-towns/rhyl/
One letter off my name, a gazillion times less awesome.