I said I’d let you know how well we got on with the skittles vodka - the bottle is nearly finished! Unfortunately I didn’t like it! I didn’t bother straining it either so their were lots of bits floating around in it. Still everyone else enjoyed it! I contented myself with finishing off a bottle of Archers.

The night was great! The theme was ’s’ so I went as the seaside!

If you’d like to make an awesome skirt like mine its easy! I’ll do a post on it tomorrow :) Absolutely no sewing involved!

We started off the night at our house and left for spoons (an English pub chain) at 10:30ish. For future reference I had 3 drinks at home and one at spoons. I was drunk but by no means wasted!

We got to girls and boys, which is the local gay night but tbh I think more straight people go now! Which is good for mee! Plus they play the best music of the clubs I’ve been too.

At about quarter past one I suddenly felt ill, really really sick and dizzy. Then it happened again, my eyesight went I couldn’t see a thing. My friend noticed I was looking a bit funny and asked me if I was ok thats the last thing I remember. I had to hold onto him for support because I couldn’t see what was around me or what was going on. I think this was the point I was unconscious because I have absolutely no memory of getting down the corridor. The next thing I know I was on my arse having fallen down some steps and there was a bouncer and my friend carrying me. I sort of regained sense at this point thinking wtf is wrong with me. Then I faded out again and I was being carried down the stairs and out of the club by the bouncer. Then I was fine, perfectly ’sober’. I think he was a little confused just as I was!

I must have looked like a right drunkard, I couldn’t speak, I couldn’t see, I couldn’t even move my legs apparently though I think thats cos I was unconscious!

I didn’t have a single drink at girls and boys so it couldn’t have been spiked. I think it was the sight of blood - wussy I know! Someone pushed my friend and she hit my foot with her giant heels! Picture of my nasty foot That amount of blood! Silly isn’t it! It only took a cut 4-5mm across last time - Photo.

Thing is I didn’t faint when I stubbed my toe and I’ve seen my own blood loads of times since the last time I fainted - hitting my head and having to have an ambulance called. Maybe I only faint when it causes the most drama possible!?

Still it was an awesome night until that point!