1. Do you try to look hot when you go to the grocery store just in case someone recognizes you from your blog?
HA no! and I hope no one does recognise me I try so hard not to tell anyone offline about my site.

2. Are the photos you post photoshopped or otherwise altered?
Usually, but not to a huge extent, gotta do the airbrushing and a slight levels adjustment!

3. Do you like it when creeps or dorks email you?
It doesn’t bother me, if their weird perverts they don’t get a reply but if its something genuine wanting help/saying how wonderful I am then of course I’ll reply! Unless I’m in a foul mood, then its best if I don’t reply!

4. Do you lie in your blog?
No, Sometimes I don’t write the whole story because I know noone’s interested in the fact that so and so did this before and then did that. Its not relevant!

5. Are you passive-aggressive in your blog?
I do have the occasional gripe - where else can I whine about things!

6. Do you ever threaten to quit writing so people will tell you not to stop?
I’m no Dramah Lamah, besides noone will ever tell me to carry on writing cos I hardly write as it is!

7. Are you in therapy? If not, should you be? If so, is it helping?
No, but I’ve been told many many times I should be. I have commitment/trust/abandonment issues.

8. Do you delete mean comments? Do you fake nice ones?
If their personal flames in a post about spaghetti then yes but mostly no.

9. Have you ever rubbed one out while reading a blog? How about after?
Rubbed what out?! Actually, don’t answer that.

10. If your readers knew you in person, would they like you more or like you less?
I’m not as witty in real life and I have strange ways, but you never know someone could like that! I like to think they’d like me!

11. Do you have a job?
Sure do, just not working there yet! I start in July.

12. If someone offered you a decent salary to blog full-time without restrictions, would you do it?
I couldn’t think of enough to post! I’d feel guilty for taking the money without doing enough work.

13. Which blogger do you want to meet in real life?
I’d love to meet Brandy and if we ever get round to it Matt - Second time lucky!

14. Which bloggers have you made out with?
Just Rhys - any offers?!

15. Do you usually act like you have more money or less money than you really have?
Neither, it always depends on my balance at the time of writing!

16. Does your family read your blog?
Secretly I recon so - but they’d never admit to it! I know they used to read Rhys’s when we were going out.

17. How old is your blog?
If you could all its domains (the posts are all still on my old hard drive) then just over 7 years.

18. Do you get more than 1000 page views per day? Do you care?
About 50, I don’t really care tbh!

19. Do you have another secret blog in which you write about being slutty, or a liar?
My livejournal is both public and extremely private, only special people are in my ’special’ friends filter :)

20. Have you ever given another blogger money for his/her writing?
No.

21. Do you report the money you earn from your blog on your taxes?
wtf? I don’t do tax! I’m exempt, from council tax at least for the while! woo.

22. Is blogging narcissistic?
If its all I want this this and this yes, but its a nice little outlet for my creativity and perfectionistic nature.

23. Do you feel guilty when you don’t post for a long time?
Yes and no, if I force myself to post their usually pretty rubbish posts!

24. Do you like John Mayer?
I don’t know who that is! I see that and think of John Major! (That makes me feel old!)

25. Do you have enemies?
I might do.

26. Are you lonely?
I never get a moments peace lol. These recent months have really shown me who my friends are.

27. Why bother?
Something to pass the time!?