My dad came home for lunch yesterday, he came upstairs and told me there was a dead cat on the road outside our neighbours house. Naturally I was quite upset by this, all I could think was what can we tell the owners! (My worst fear is something happening to my cats, and my parents lol)
My dad put on his marigolds and got a piece of paper to write down any information on the collar. He went outside - as he did so I was watching from the front door, then I thought, my dad doesn’t have a very good track record at being able to tell if somethings dead or not.
He came into my room when I was about 14/15 and told me that my hamster, Domino was dead. I was very upset at this news. I’m not very good with dead things but I wanted to see him before we buried him in our little graveyard by the shed - all the dead bird and mice have their own tombstones - bricks left over from our house. I went into the kitchen and there he was, a little black cuddly thing in the sawdust of his cage - I looked a little closer, he was still breathing! The house had been so cold he’d started hibernating!
After I mentioned his lack of ability to tell if something is dead or not, my dad looked around the hedge and sure enough - no dead cat! Ten minutes later he went back outside to check! Just to see if the ‘dead’ cat hadn’t gotten up and walked away!
April 16, 2008
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I cringed when I read the title :blank: but thenafter listening to what your dad deems an animal is dad made me wonder whether the cat was really dead or not. And it isn’t! ^^ teehee. My father was the exact opposite of yours - I had a pet fish when I was 13 and one day he told me rather excitedly that my fish has gone into ‘hibernation’. And hell no it wasn’t - it was dead. But I guess he didn’t think it was dead because the fish didn’t float upside down. It wasn’t passing motion for the past week and I guess all the food that got stuck inside weighed it down or something :X I bured it under a chili plant, an alternative to a tombstone.
In one way or another, dads are always the funniest when they’re not trying. During the days when I was searching for which university scholarship to take, dad came into my room and exclaimed that there’s one that has only 2 years of… ‘BONDAGE’ after completion of my studies. I was literally laughing my butt off :D