I went to the universities resident club last Thursday. It turned out to be pretty damn lethal. £2 ($4) entrance, and £2 per double vodka. On alcohol alone I spent …

I saw this ad earlier today on a website.

If you’ve never been to Slough - don’t go and …

Yes I found it! Mr Bean Bringing Sexy Back!

I currently have a stinking cold. Isn’t life joyful!?

We’re now almost 100% convinced there are birds nesting in our chimney. (We don’t use the chimney btw just in case you think we’re mean) I stuck my head up …

Something to keep you amused this sunny Saturday!