This is a joint guest post, writing this post with the gorgeous han is everybody’s favourite Welshman - Rhys, him of blogging and awesome forum fame.

One of the more bloggable elements of the weekend was a trip into Canterbury city centre. I needed an inflatable mattress and headphones (that’s all you need to know about it), and we met up with some of Han’s friends for lunch. Weatherspoons was packed, so - in our infinite wisdom - headed to a bar called Bar Eleven.

Should you ever go to Canterbury, be it to see the cathedral, see Han or just to cause trouble, never ever go there for food. Bar Eleven is an apt name as it seems to be the average IQ of the staff and normal clientîle.

We ordered a duck wrap and chinese noodles. Han braved the loud obnoxious chavs to order. Then we all sat down and waited…and waited. During our long wait we were ‘entertained’ by the behaviour of the other customers. Bearing in mind it was 2 in the afternoon, the regulars were absolutely wankered. They started off the ‘entertainment’ with what could only be described as an epileptic fit to Mariah Carey ‘all I want for christmas is you’. They later progressed to chucking one of their number out of the pub and yelling at people not to let him back in. When he was finally allowed back in, one particularly nauseating chav decided to flash passers by, she made some poor old mans day! I thought it was quite amusing when he reached into his pocket and waved a ten pound note!

After an hour and half our food finally arrived, the waitress walked up to the table and said “I dont know what this is, it looks like noodles” which we all assumed was mine. I merrily tucked into it until she arrived with the real noodles……’These are your noodles darlin’!’ she exclaimed to poor Han, as if to try and pass the guilt onto her, instead to her unbelievable ineptness.

The way I see it (Han) I saved the guy who’s meal I ate It was truly terrible. I might as well have eaten the knife and fork as the chicken was rock solid, I hate pesto and the noodles were cold!